When you walk into a souvenir shop while on vacation, just to smell the dal pakwan and sai bhaji. T$M
When the bar runs out of liquor, they immediately call the local Sindhi for a backup supply. T$M
When a region's economic prosperity is automatically considered to be the result of a Sindhi donating in the area. T$M
When your son comes back home with a larger lunchbox than what you sent him to school with because he was a "smart trader" at the lunch table. T$M
When 9pm on an invitation card means that you should start getting ready at 9pm. T$M
Missing your flight because you were singing Laal Meri Pat too loud that you didn't hear the final boarding call. T$M
Asking for duplicates to your Costco card so you can resell them to other Indians. T$M
When your MBA professor uses your test answers as the exam key to save on buying a solutions manual. T$M
Your first lesson in math is converting Hong Kong Dollars to Singapore Dollars. T$M
That bag of almonds that has been re-gifted for the 11th time. T$M
On your journey to India, with a layover in Paris. Making use of your boring 4 hour layover in Paris by turning the terminal into a "freeport" with the goodies in your luggage. T$M
Selling connections for your personal hotspot to fellow passengers on a flight for half the price of the on-board wifi. T$M