When 9pm on an invitation card means that you should start getting ready at 9pm. T$M

Sindhi men make clothing, Sindhi women make clothing look good. T$M

You know you belong to a Sindhi family when your family size automatically qualifies for the group rate at the Sindhi Sammelan. T$M

Missing your flight because you were singing Laal Meri Pat too loud that you didn't hear the final boarding call. T$M

When the Jonnie walks, the Sindhi talks. T$M

On your journey to India, with a layover in Paris. Making use of your boring 4 hour layover in Paris by turning the terminal into a "freeport" with the goodies in your luggage. T$M

When the bar runs out of liquor, they immediately call the local Sindhi for a backup supply. T$M

When a region's economic prosperity is automatically considered to be the result of a Sindhi donating in the area. T$M

When "early bird" registration is considered a week before the event. T$M

Selling connections for your personal hotspot to fellow passengers on a flight for half the price of the on-board wifi. T$M

Your first lesson in math is converting Hong Kong Dollars to Singapore Dollars. T$M

When your MBA professor uses your test answers as the exam key to save on buying a solutions manual. T$M