When your son comes back home with a larger lunchbox than what you sent him to school with because he was a "smart trader" at the lunch table. T$M

When you walk into a souvenir shop while on vacation, just to smell the dal pakwan and sai bhaji. T$M

That bag of almonds that has been re-gifted for the 11th time. T$M

Asking for duplicates to your Costco card so you can resell them to other Indians. T$M

Walking into any part of the plane, and turning it into "business" class. T$M